Rampant capitalism, skyrocketing rent, and a shelf full of high-tech gear that definitely fell off the back of a cargo transport. Welcome to Probably Stolen – Cyberpunk Shopkeeper Sim, a gritty dystopian tycoon published by tinyBuild where your entire business model relies on merchandise with highly flexible origins. Operating out of a corrupt space station, you start from absolute rock bottom—choosing whether to run your shop as a sketchy gunsmith, an illicit chemist, or an underground organ dealer—while praying the local security forces don’t raid your backroom before the weekend.
The overall difficulty doesn’t stem from managing inventory; it is the constant pressure of choosing which specific brand of trouble you want to monetize. Every item you stock carries a massive liability: water must be filtered to avoid corporate lawsuits, weapons require illegal modifications to fetch high margins, and rare cybernetics require precise appraisal so you don’t get scammed by street junkies. You can manually relabel counterfeit trash as premium corporate luxury or fence hot goods, but if a deal goes sideways, the station’s factions will happily balance the books with your blood.
To make matters worse, a rogue sentient AI has begun hijacking local citizens, forcing you to keep a loaded pistol under the counter to eliminate corrupted customers before they zero your shop.
Trying to balance your rising overhead costs while navigating cutthroat space politics completely on your own is a one-way ticket to a permanent eviction notice. When you need to optimize your hydroponic drug farms, track down secret crafting recipes, or find out how to successfully bribe corporate inspectors without getting thrown into a containment cell, guessing your way through the market is pure financial suicide.
The official Probably Stolen Discord server serves as the definitive black market lounge and safehouse for the game’s most devious merchants. It acts as an active strategy deck where players leak high-tier crafting builds, trade negotiation tactics to fleece wealthy elites, and share screenshots of their most successful contraband operations.
Stop running your shady storefront in total isolation. Connect directly to the Probably Stolen Discord frequency today, sync up with fellow corporate saboteurs, and figure out how to outrun the rent collectors together.
